If you haven't heard about this video, you are in luck. You don't wanna know about this video. It isn't long, maybe a minute tops but if you can make it through the video you are stronger than most.
At first sound you think, 'hey, this could be kinky'. Oh god, you couldn't be more wrong. This video has become an online phenomenon. Any search of the video brings up videos of peoples reaction to seeing the video for the first time.
My viewing of it was because of seeing these reaction videos and wondering what the hell they were watching. Well, I gave it a viewing. And I am sorry I did. Ever see a girl take a cottage cheese dump in a cup? Ever see another girl eat it? better yet, ever seen a girl throw up on it then eat it?
Enjoy!!
Friday, November 23, 2007
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Is This It?
Time for a change,
Goodbye to the old you,
Hello to the you that has let go,
of the past that haunts eternal.
Looking down ready to jump,
Dizzy as the ground grows small
One step and the wind blows
whipping past my ears,
Could this be the end?,
Old me falling fast,
New me ready to fly
Faster and faster I go,
Terrified of falling further
Will my wings flap?
Closing my eyes
Ground approaches too quickly
Oh God, Oh God!!
All I see is darkness.
Feeling no pain, knowing nothing.
God?. . . God?
No reply but my echo. . .
Silence screams loudly
Goodbye to the old you,
Hello to the you that has let go,
of the past that haunts eternal.
Looking down ready to jump,
Dizzy as the ground grows small
One step and the wind blows
whipping past my ears,
Could this be the end?,
Old me falling fast,
New me ready to fly
Faster and faster I go,
Terrified of falling further
Will my wings flap?
Closing my eyes
Ground approaches too quickly
Oh God, Oh God!!
All I see is darkness.
Feeling no pain, knowing nothing.
God?. . . God?
No reply but my echo. . .
Silence screams loudly
Friday, November 09, 2007
Speak the Language. . .without the 3rd world accent please!!
"Thank you for calling Chryshler Financial, this is Sundip-Rah Asamabad(gesundheit) speaking. How I help you?".
No, no, no. Put on an Elizabeth, or Frank, or Brian. Someone American. I don't want to spend most the conversation doing verbal sherades trying to figure out what you just said.
More and more big companies are outsourcing the call centers to India and elsewhere alike. HP just recently outsourced all the sevice calls to India. Nothing like hearing an India saying there name is Barbara and how may she help you. What?, your name ain't Barbara sweetheart. Give me your real name. HP wants you to believe you are speaking to someone on this side of the wash. So they tell employees to use American names. The customer then believes they are speaking to the only Indian on the staff and you happened to get the luck of them picking up. Wrong! Call again and you will see it is someone totally different. Perhaps, Michael. Michael also has an Indian accent, big surprise.
Learn the language if you are gonna speak it. And when you DO learn it, DROP THE ACCENT!!! You wouldn't expect me to answer calls for Dubai Enterprises with an American accent, would you Ratel?!?
So after a frustrating 15 minute call with Chrysler Financial, I still do not have the information I was seeking. Let this be a lesson to you Chrysler. When I find out what Saharput said, your car goes on the front lawn and you will never get my business again!!
Say no to a Global Economy. These are just some of the minor effects.
No, no, no. Put on an Elizabeth, or Frank, or Brian. Someone American. I don't want to spend most the conversation doing verbal sherades trying to figure out what you just said.
More and more big companies are outsourcing the call centers to India and elsewhere alike. HP just recently outsourced all the sevice calls to India. Nothing like hearing an India saying there name is Barbara and how may she help you. What?, your name ain't Barbara sweetheart. Give me your real name. HP wants you to believe you are speaking to someone on this side of the wash. So they tell employees to use American names. The customer then believes they are speaking to the only Indian on the staff and you happened to get the luck of them picking up. Wrong! Call again and you will see it is someone totally different. Perhaps, Michael. Michael also has an Indian accent, big surprise.
Learn the language if you are gonna speak it. And when you DO learn it, DROP THE ACCENT!!! You wouldn't expect me to answer calls for Dubai Enterprises with an American accent, would you Ratel?!?
So after a frustrating 15 minute call with Chrysler Financial, I still do not have the information I was seeking. Let this be a lesson to you Chrysler. When I find out what Saharput said, your car goes on the front lawn and you will never get my business again!!
Say no to a Global Economy. These are just some of the minor effects.
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
He Said What?!?
I actually overheard this while doing a mail pickup at work: "Yeah, and when i rubbed my eye my cornea kinda exploded." Referring to an eye condition this guy had.
Monday, November 05, 2007
Friday, November 02, 2007
Coming to a Dumpster Near You
It's time for yet another touchy subject. You guessed it, post-birth abortion. Sure, on the surface it might sound fun maybe even hilarious but it is a serious concern for a few unfortunate parents.
Take for instance the little girl born without a face. click here. Yeah, literally NO face!! Doctors thought it was cleft palate. Only after the child was born did they find out she was missing more than her upper lip and teeth. Here is where modern medicine goes wrong. The doctors kept this child alive. This child should have been given the ol' blue needle. And don't give me "that's horrible" shit either. Would you want to go through life having surgery after surgery trying to construct some resemblance of a face?? Guaranteed this child will be wishing she was dead as she gets older and understands her differences.
Modern medicine has taken away the process of natural selection. What shouldn't have survived childhood is now making this leap into adulthood. . .and reproducing. Further fucking up the gene pool. The human DNA works in such a great way that it generally has less defects as generations pass given that a child gets DNA from two separate people. This helps to 'weed out' the defects. BUT, now that more and more travesties are surviving the DNA gets more polluted. This creates the problems we see with autism, retardation, deformities, and Martino-eh syndrome.
Is this murder? Well, maybe in the States and Canada. But in China they murder the first born if it is a girl. Which is why the yellow race is far superior than any other. Think about it. There are billions of Asians. How many deformed Asians do you here about?? William Hung doesn't count!! As they progress generation after generation they just get better and better. Why are they so good at math, huh? Or why is it all electronics come from the Asian continent? Cause they make it all. If it came from America, a Chinese-American was behind it. Maybe Indian too. It might also have something to do with the theory that Asians are not of this planet. Do you find it to be coincidence that aliens have big heads and slanty eyes too??
Man, if the anti-defamation people see this. Whew, are they gonna have a good laugh!!
Take for instance the little girl born without a face. click here. Yeah, literally NO face!! Doctors thought it was cleft palate. Only after the child was born did they find out she was missing more than her upper lip and teeth. Here is where modern medicine goes wrong. The doctors kept this child alive. This child should have been given the ol' blue needle. And don't give me "that's horrible" shit either. Would you want to go through life having surgery after surgery trying to construct some resemblance of a face?? Guaranteed this child will be wishing she was dead as she gets older and understands her differences.
Modern medicine has taken away the process of natural selection. What shouldn't have survived childhood is now making this leap into adulthood. . .and reproducing. Further fucking up the gene pool. The human DNA works in such a great way that it generally has less defects as generations pass given that a child gets DNA from two separate people. This helps to 'weed out' the defects. BUT, now that more and more travesties are surviving the DNA gets more polluted. This creates the problems we see with autism, retardation, deformities, and Martino-eh syndrome.
Is this murder? Well, maybe in the States and Canada. But in China they murder the first born if it is a girl. Which is why the yellow race is far superior than any other. Think about it. There are billions of Asians. How many deformed Asians do you here about?? William Hung doesn't count!! As they progress generation after generation they just get better and better. Why are they so good at math, huh? Or why is it all electronics come from the Asian continent? Cause they make it all. If it came from America, a Chinese-American was behind it. Maybe Indian too. It might also have something to do with the theory that Asians are not of this planet. Do you find it to be coincidence that aliens have big heads and slanty eyes too??
Man, if the anti-defamation people see this. Whew, are they gonna have a good laugh!!
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