Got Sanchez?

Has anyone been watching Celebrity Fit Club? Who the funk thought it would be a good idea to put Screech on? The guy who just a few months ago was in a sex tape performing a Dirty Sanchez on two skanks?!? How he got one girl let alone two, remains inconceivable to me. Anyhow, he is on this show to try and lose weight and save his career(admitidly saying that he needs to save his career). Well, he is turning it into a platform for which he can act like a jerk-off and not try and lose weight but rather attract attention to himself by making extremely distasteful comments to his teammates and about mentally retarded people. In which he said it is damn funny to watch a retard fall down. Also, saying that his teammate could use a vibrator that he is marketing. All the while, gaining weight. I am not surprised though, considering that he smeared a girls poo across her upper lip.

So why did VH1 even put him on the air other than to purposely create drama? Here is to trying to save your house Screech!! Gonna need quite a few more patitions and charity/pity.

In other news:

WTFudgem!! How is it Paris Hilton only spends three days in jail but a 17yr old(at the time) is spending 10 years in jail for receiving oral sex from a 15yr old?!? Oh, by the way, it was taped. Check your local listings.

The kicker being that if he would have had intercourse with the girl it would have only been a misdeamor and there would have been no jail time. But the laws have since changed and now it is no longer a crime in which you serve jail time but they will not release the man citing that they can not retro-act the law. But don't worry, the beloved Paris is out of jail and spending 40 days on house arrest. In no time she will be on the streets driving drunk and possibly killing someone behind the wheel. Thanks for being a model skank-whore!!