The Shining Recut

This is just priceless!
My brother-in-law brought this golden egg to my attention. Genius!!

Brokeback Enterprise - Star Trek Brokeback Mountain Parody

A very nice job editing Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I particuarly enjoy Captain Picard screaming "Love You!!" out of nowhere.

The Random Button

On Wikipedia there is an option for 'Random Article'. Well, DON'T CLICK THE RANDOM ARTICLE BUTTON AT WORK!!!! Otherwise you might find yourself staring at an article for, you guessed it, "Anal Beads". With a picture to help give you an idea of their use. Although pleasurable, they are not to be enjoyed at work. . .well maybe in the bathroom stall. All the grunting might just make it seem like you are taking a massive dump and not actually shoving plastic balls up your ass.

Public Announcment

ATTENTION!!

In Search of Britney's thriving career.

If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of Ms. Spears' career

please contact your local authorities.

Career last seen with Justin Timberlake

You know what makes me pee??

Antioxidants! I started drinking Lipton Pureleaf Iced Tea w/antioxidants and haven't stopped peeing since. there isn't a moment that goes by that i dont say to my self, 'christ, i gotta pee. . .again!!'.

Chopping Block

It looks as though the job hunt might be on. My place of work, which contracts out my actual employer, is cutting a quarter of its workforce. the part that sucks about being contracted out is that if we end up being cut there is no severance package. otherwise, i would probably say 'fuck it, let me go'. so if any readers out there know of any jobs an underqualified guy like me would want, drop me a line.

My Guilty Pleasure of the Week

Lately I have found myself putting a certain song on 'repeat'. That song. . . "Shadow", by the lovely Ms. Britney Spears. Sure, normaly I wouldn't admit this but I have to be quite honest, it is a good song. The lyrics are decent and the song isn't all that poppy at all. It actually has the feel of a good Backstreet Boys song. Of course, you guessed it. . . I also like some Backstreet Boys songs. In particular, "All I Have to Give".

Burglar Foiled by Lack of Valuables

Nicolas Cage got a rude awakening late last night when a burglar attempted a break-in while the actor was home. Although details aren't clear, it is suspected that the burglar was after Cages' career. Newport Beach officials confirmed today that the career had not been successfuly stolen. According to records, Nicolas Cage actually lost his career six years ago in a devastating train wreck.